This is by way of a heads up. My laptop seems to have developed a gastrointestinal disorder. It is belching and has a really ugly case of flatulence.
I've run diagnostics. I've defragged. My firewall and virus scanner say Little Toshiba doesn't have an infection. But he keeps making noises that no laptop should be making. We may need to seek professional help.
If I suddenly go silent, please know it's because Toshiba has been hospitalized and I am sitting at his side, holding his little mouse.
Pray for us.